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Monday, August 14, 2006

protection? more of stupidity


have you ever wondered kung bakit katulad ng germicidal soap commercials (see SAFEGUARD), pare-pareho lang din yung mga commercials ng napkins? wala lang. here's the usual plot:

1. a group of girls having fun, andun pa yung crush nya when suddenly... JAHE! heavyflow!

2. period-struck girl now feels uncomfortable kasi baka natagusan siya

3. bigla nyang maiisip na may state-of-the-art napkin na pala na mala-diapers kung humigop ng dugo at the same time, keeping it in the center of the pad! (simply brillant!)

4. one month later, gumala nanaman sila, andun nanaman yung crush nya at siyempre, dahil one month later nga (assuming na regular siya) edi siyempre red alert nanaman nung araw na yuon! (DUH!)

5. pero dahil naka-napkin na siya, ayun, nagg-suot pa siya ng white pants sa sobrang confidence nya na hindi siya tatagusan.

6. nilapitan nya yung crush nya at pina-amoy pa ang puwitan nya dahil alam nya na kahit anong singhot ang gawin ni lalaki, di na maaamoy yung malansang dugo sa NEW and ADVANCED napkin nya with FLOWGUARD, WINGS at SLIM DESIGN.

7. ayun, POOF! success, naka-score na si babae. too bad malalaman din ni mr. pogi yung tinatago nyang sikreto pag nag-yaya siya. *winkwink*


pero, let's look at this scenario. bakit ba kailangan mag-puting pants ang babae pag meron siya?! pwede ba, sa lahat ng babaeng nakakabasa nito, POST A COMMENT. sino sa inyo yung matapang enough na gawin yun? talaga bang may nakakagawa nun? kung oo, ano yung brand na ginagamit niyo? tell me please, i'm really curious.

8 Comments:

Blogger igdeguzman said...

ahaha kulet nito huh

1st never ako nagkaron ng white pants, simply because madaling madumihan un kaya hindi ako bumibili.

second kahit meron akong white pants...i'd never wear one kung may period ako.

3rd ang dapat ata nila sinasama sa mga ganyan commercials eh ung mga nursing students davah?! or ung mga accounting davag davah? hehe

14 August, 2006 13:21  
Blogger Eamane said...

HAHAHAHA. I didn't have the best day, but this one really made me laugh. No, I don't wear white pants. The closest thing I have are my khakis, and hell I don't wear them during that time of the month.

Yung ideas kasi ng mga ads ngayon, puro baduy eh. There's this something about a fruit drink where the girl liked how it tasted. The guy just said, "May taste ka kasi eh". Oh wtf, give me a break.

15 August, 2006 03:12  
Blogger 6 said...

ayun, POOF! success, naka-score na si babae. too bad malalaman din ni mr. pogi yung tinatago nyang sikreto pag nag-yaya siya. *winkwink*
hahaha

15 August, 2006 12:35  
Blogger igdeguzman said...

@eamane
cguro low budget at panget na advertising company ang kinuha lol

15 August, 2006 13:55  
Blogger droz said...

:)) btw guys, punta kayo sa amin this saturday evening. may pa-despedida ako kay chai. don't expect something grand, mejo intimate gathering lang. light food will be served kaya kumain muna kayo. hehe!

17 August, 2006 19:12  
Blogger 6 said...

yeah daan ako paglabas ko ng 11 (sana may abutan pa ako dba...) and yeah hindi makakasama si thea :(

19 August, 2006 00:55  
Blogger Eamane said...

Yeah late na kasi eh. Sayang. :( Have fun and pakamusta kay Chai. :)

19 August, 2006 15:06  
Blogger Reika Lee said...

I'm not really that meticulous during my girl thing yet I wouldn't let a guy, not even my boyfriend to take a sniff off my ass.

20 August, 2006 17:15  

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