the land of the free, home of the brave

guys, i have nothing against America fyi... this is just so funny! hehe!
(things inside this are my personal comments)

1. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke.
(and they also supersize their DIET cokes to half a gallon)

2. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
(freshness guaranteed!)

3. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
(hey! how about handicap spectators?)

4. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
(shame on you! but only in the philippines are there wheelchair ramps with a 45-degree slope!)

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
(you can't place the bank inside your pocket could you?)

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
(yabang!)

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
(make up your mind white ass!)

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
(some like their hotdogs on stick, others between their buns... that didn't sound right...)

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
(asteeeeeg! here in the philippines we spell president, PRESCEDENT)

10. Only in America......do they have drive-thru ATM machines with Braille lettering.
(hey! you're blind! what are you doing there?!)